Those of you who know me know that I love toilet/poop jokes, so I thought I'd share a picture of my toilet flusher.
When you go to flush the toilet, you push and HOLD DOWN on this lever. Niagra Falls comes out of the toilet, and although you can't see it in this picture, the TOILET has its own WATER METER that looks like it's spinning to its death as the toilet flushes. I swear, if American environmentalists could get even a small glimpse of this toilet, they would instantly have a hippie heart attack and die of stroke right there.
I was also told that, because this toilet is from the Soviet Era, it is highly dependable yet very inefficient due to its simplistic design. That means that it will ALWAYS flush as long as you use a TON of water. So I basically let loose the whole of Angel Falls every time I want to flush. I wonder what my water bill, just for the toilet, will be...
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